Postal Dude Soundboard For Mac

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Phew, this has taken a while! As we just recently finished up our long promised update for POSTAL Redux, we then got to work on finishing up some other overdue promises for everyone’s favorite urination simulator POSTAL 2, and today we are proud to announce that those promises have come to pass. We have just rolled out the new 5023 update for POSTAL 2 and Paradise Lost!

Owners of POSTAL 2 may have been frustrated for quite a while with a bug making them unable to light gasoline trails – well, no more! Throw those matches and watch that pink fluid erupt in a magnificent flame (just be cool about fire safety). But that’s not the only bug we’ve gone back and fixed – we’ve also patched up a bug that would make the user’s mouse cursor appear over the game after using the voting booth, and we’ve also finally lowered the volume of the Napalm Factory cutscene, so that your eardrums don’t get punished every time you do another playthrough. We’ve also added new language options for Spanish, Portuguese and Turkish, and we’ve rolled out the subtitle and voice over language options for Mac and Linux owners so that more and more people can have easy access to the fun of standing in line for that $5 milk.

Meanwhile Paradise Lost is finally getting subtitle options of its own, in English, Chinese and Portuguese, in addition to a whole bunch of bugfixes and adjustments. But hey, that’s just a small overview of some of the more notable changes and fixes. Feel free to scroll down and check out the full patch notes for more deets. We love you all, and we thank you for your patience with us!

Always on the forefront of the cutting-edge technology & practices of more than a decade ago, us humble folk at Running With Scissors are always looking to improve even our oldest games to make them more accessible and more enjoyable for gamers across the world. Today we are proud to release the version 5022 Windows Update for POSTAL 2 on Steam which, among other changes, takes us two important steps forward in this never-ending journey:. Full localization (including spoken audio) in Chinese. A system which transcribes all in-game spoken dialogue into English, Russian, Chinese or Polish subtitles. That's right; if you, or anyone you know is a native Chinese speaker who has had trouble getting into POSTAL 2 because of the language barrier, then now's the time to jump right in! We have brought full Chinese localization to the game, translating both visual elements and spoken in-game audio. Paradise, AZ is breaking down all language barriers, and has never been more accessible, or multi-cultural than it is right now!

In addition to these full localizations, we are also introducing a subtitle system which transcribes the spoken in-game dialogue, during both gameplay and cutscenes, in a nice clean visual form (absolutely not lifted from any pre-existing games by other companies) so that you don't miss a single bit of the wacky humorous musings of the citizens of Paradise, AZ throughout your visit. So if you were someone who is hard of hearing, wants to play the game muted, or simply has trouble understanding the bizarre ancient dialect of these primitive southerners because of additional language barriers, then you may just find this new update a godsend. On the flip side, this definitely makes it more difficult to play the game with other people in the room, if you were hoping to hide the dialogue from them by wearing headphones. Though really, you probably shouldn't be playing the game with your grandma in the room anyway - you should be encouraging her to play it, instead. Subtitles are supported in English, Russian, Chinese and Polish languages. We won't be stopping with this, either. We are already hard at work, creating new subtitle translations for the game, to make POSTAL 2 more and more accessible to folks around the world, because we want as many people to be able to go postal, from the safety and comfort of their desk chairs, as possible!

The full changelog for version 5022 is as follows:. Chinese localization added!

To play the game in a different language, select one through Steam from the Languages tab in the game’s Properties. Subtitle system added! At the in-game Audio settings menu, check the “Enable subtitles” option to turn them on. This menu is also where you select your subtitle language and configure the text size.

Fix for misaligned icons on the HUD. Fix for missing book texture in that beloved bookcase. Fix for NPCs sometimes not putting away their weapon when done with it. Fixed a bug where certain objects would disappear while in plain sight. Strict Speedrun Timer option implemented. Mac gray laundry card refill. For expert speedrunners, this option makes it so that the in-game timer is always counting, except during loading screens. Even reloading your game counts against you!.

In-game timer position adjusted to not be blocked by the Steam overlay. In-game timer no longer displays in places it shouldn’t.

(POSTAL 2) Fix for missing rooms in the night versions of Greenbelt and Industrial Area. (POSTAL 2) The end of day cutscenes (Monday through Friday) can now be skipped. (POSTAL 2) The beginning of day cutscenes (Tuesday through Friday) can now be skipped. (POSTAL 2) Lowered volume of Uncle Dave bedroom music. (POSTAL 2) Fixed an issue where Uncle Dave would get “stuck” and refuse to accept the player’s gift. (POSTAL 2) Fixed a small audio issue in the ending cutscene.

(POSTAL 2/A Week In Paradise) Fixed a bug where finishing a POSTAL 2 game would softlock a new POSTAL 2 or A Week In Paradise game. (Apocalypse Weekend) The intro and pigeon mission movies can be skipped.

(POSTAL 2/Apocalypse Weekend/A Week In Paradise/Paradise Lost) Ending cutscenes and credits can be skipped after viewing them at least once. (POSTed) Implemented a fix for selecting actors in Windows 10. (POSTed) Implemented an event line view for actors.

“Show Event Lines” to enable (E on keyboard). (POSTed) ACTIONStopMusic can now be used to stop all music in the level with the bStopAllMusic flag. (POSTed) Added a new property to SceneManager, bLetPlayerSkipIfSeen, which allows the player to skip the scene only if they’ve seen it at least once already. (Make sure to set bLetPlayerSkip to False for this to work correctly.) The update is now available for all owners of POSTAL 2 on Steam (Windows only, for now), so get in there and give it a spin!

And don't forget - if you have friends, family or loved ones of another category who don't own the game, then you shouldn't be selfish and keep all this fun to yourself. Do the right thing, and buy them a gift that they will thank you for, for years to come! Please note that this post refers to POSTAL 1, not POSTAL 2.

Why did we post this in the POSTAL 2 announcements? Shameless self-promotion, of course!

If you're a fan of POSTAL with some knowledge and skill in game development, or if you're just someone looking to get your foot in the video game industry and to have something to put in your portfolio, then we have an opportunity that might just interest you. We're offering the community with the chance to work with us in creating new updates for the original classic POSTAL title.

Your work would be included in future updates of the full game, and you would receive full credit. It was in September, 1997 – over 19 years ago (we’ll round that out to 20, for marketing reasons) – when us humble folk from Running With Scissors unleashed our Robotron-inspired isometric shooter POSTAL to the unsuspecting public at large.

It was an instant hit, grabbing the attention of gamers, parents and politicians across the country, and we’ve been supporting and updating it ever since. But now, (almost) 20 years later, we are entrusting our fans with the future of our game, by releasing its source code to the public. Consider it a belated Christmas present!

It’s hard to digest how long ago POSTAL was released. Feels like it was only yesterday that our new fans were sending us wonderful e-mail to praise our work, and we received our very first lawsuit notice ah, those were the days. But it’s true – (nearly) 20 years have passed us.

So much has happened in that time, that it’s hard to even keep track of it all – an entire generation has grown into legal adults, while video games have evolved to levels of near-photorealism; plus we’re finally getting that VR tech that we’ve been dreaming of since before we released POSTAL. It’s been a long and eventful couple of decades, full of change and advancement, but there is one thing that has always remained constant – our continued support and updates for our baby. Thanks to the dedicated hard-workers in our team, the loving support of our fans and even the efforts by our detractors, POSTAL has seen a lot of activity during these many years – an expansion pack, a lawsuit by the Postal Service, an exclusive Japanese edition, bans in 14 countries across the world, re-released special editions, sequels, digital re-releases, an Android port, new updates with twin-stick controls, a novelization and even an enhanced modern remake.

Not too shabby for one of “the three worst things in American society”, wouldn’t you agree? The remake – POSTAL Redux – was an especially big step for us; a passion project to make the original POSTAL again, but do it better this time, rebuilding it from scratch and focusing on making the most fun and exhilarating twin-stick shooter that we could by patching up the unfortunately outdated design decisions, and improve the game where we could. We even used the opportunity to bring old content, which was exclusive to the Japanese release of the game, to the west for the first time! For anyone who really wants to see how far POSTAL has come in the last two decades, there is no better way than by comparing the original to Redux. It’s definitely been a wild ride for us all, and POSTAL means a lot to us – it’s our baby But now we’re ready to hand the future of ‘the little shooter that could’ to the public at large. People have been asking, and we have been promising this for years now, but today we are proud to announce that the source code for POSTAL is officially released to the public on Bitbucket, under the GPL2 license.

Everyone now has ‘under the hood’ access, to see what makes POSTAL tick, and anyone with the time and skills can now tweak/change/update/modify anything in the game at all! And hey, if anyone feels the urge to port the game to other platforms (The Dreamcast, for example.wink.wink.), then they absolutely can! This has been a long time coming, and we are tickled pink to see what the community will be able to put together from this (no seriously, someone get on that Dreamcast port. We’re not joking.).

Happy Halloween! Along with our annual Halloween event, we've updated both POSTAL 2 and Paradise Lost, bringing you some new features and bug fixes!.

The “How to Play” screen has been updated with the default gamepad controls. Fixed a problem with the “Restore Defaults” option in the Performance menu not setting the proper defaults. Removed the non-functional “Level of Detail” checkboxes in the Performance menu. Added new dialog for Vince Desi in both games (he is now fully voiced as a bystander). Added new dialog for black males in both games. Expanded dialog for gay males in both games. Fixed a problem with the Dude’s head rendering poorly at distance.

(POSTAL 2) Fixed a gameplay problem where Uncle Dave could be killed by someone other than the player without completing the errand. As a result, a pacifist run is now possible in both POSTAL and Impossible difficulties. (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem with the “Night Mode” holiday not working correctly on Mac and Linux platforms. (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem with the achievement introduced in the June update; it can now be obtained by activating the related inventory item if it is not awarded automatically. (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem where some bystanders were missing from the Lucky Ganesh upstairs during a certain scene. (Paradise Lost) Added Postal Dude commentary for the newspapers.

(Paradise Lost) Fixed the placement of several unobtainable and “floating” pickups. (Paradise Lost) Animal Control Center - Improved visual quality of the monkeys. (Paradise Lost) Wipe House/Robotics Factory area - Fixed a problem where the player would sometimes take extra fall damage in this area. (Paradise Lost) Wipe House/Robotics Factory area - Removed a misleading “Locked” message on a certain door which led some players to believe the door could be unlocked.

(Paradise Lost) Winter Wonderland interior - Fixed an exploit which would let players escape the Winter Wonderland interior and get into the unloaded exterior area.

As I promised on my review, I will also review the sequel. Postal 2 is a game developed by Running With Scissors, released on 13 April 2003 exclusively for PC, Linux and Mac.

Story You take the role of Postal Dude. No, not the same Postal Dude from the original game. In this one, you take the role of a husband living in a trailer with his bitchy wife (who is literally called 'The Bitch', by the way) who wants him to do some daily errands. You incarnate in Postal Dude and you are given the objective to complete these errands. As you can see, the story is WAY different from the first one.

Postal 2 tried to completely restart the series, and this time, not being a spree killer simulator like the original. This game is pretty much a satire and pokes a lot of fun at America. The voice acting in the game is good. Not only Rick Hunter is still the voice of the Postal Dude, but the pedestrians also received good voice actors. Gameplay General Postal 2 is a game about doing errands.

But you choose how they're going to be made. Will you be a normal civillian and do them without harming anyone, or will you be a reincarnation of Postal 1's Postal Dude and massacre everyone on your way to the convenience store, for example? Postal 2 is a really good game for those who are looking for games that have more than one way to beat it. You can do a pacifist run in this game and finish it without actually murdering anyone!

But, if that's not what you're looking for, then fine. You have a big variety of weapons to pick. From a shovel to a napalm launcher! And you can also piss on people.

Postal 2 is still the first and only FPS known to mankind where you can urinate anywhere and on anyone. You have a pretty big map, set in the town of Paradise. New bits of the map unlock as you progress through the week. From the in-game map, the town seems a bit small, but trust me, it isn't. There are many secret areas in this game (one right at the beginning, behind the Dude's trailer, that will take you to a hidden terrorist underground base) and many interiors for the player to explore. Movement Postal Dude can walk, run, crouch, shoot, throw grenades, throw molotovs, throw scissors, pour gasoline on the ground and throw a match on it, urinate in people's mouths, kick and commit suicide if you press K on your keyboard.

Oh, and stick guns in cats' anuses and use said cats as silencers. Physics They're not realistic, but let's take in mind that this game is from 2003 and RWS wasn't so big at that time. Ragdolls in this game are weird as hell and make sure to end in the weirdest poses ever. Hell, some even die looking like they were trying to do a powerslide on their knees. Gunplaying This game has your standard FPS weapons, but it also has a decapitated diseased cow head that you can lob at people and make them puke blood once infected by it and scissors. The original game had a lot of guns.

The complete version (which you can buy on Steam) has a few more, for example, an aerosol flamethrower. Civilian A.I will run (or pull out guns, since some are armed CUZ 'MURICA) and cops or any other armed folk will shoot at you. They don't take cover and just stay there getting damaged until they die.

Some, once injured enough, will drop their weapons and flee. It's pretty neat, though, how flaming pedestrians try to run towards you to set you on fire.

Oh, also, if you get lit on fire, unzip your pants (in the game, obviously) and piss up. It'll put the fire out. Graphics It's a game from 2003, so don't expect much, but, models for the pedestrians are modeled quite nicely. Soundtrack The game's is mostly rock. Some are played in ambiance noises (like the club one) but the rock music that's in the middle of all of it, I have no idea. Still good soundtrack, though. Pretty memorable.

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Controversy Postal 2 was banned in a lot of countries do to it's violence. A good example is New Zealand that banned the game for its violence, animal cruelty and a scene where the Dude pisses on dead terrorists in a terrorist camp (which is something completely optional in the game and not a scene at all), oh, and fun fact, you can be arrested in New Zealand for trying to sell a copy of this game. Critics also shat on the game for the fact that the violence and sexuality in the game is used so much that its tasteless and senseless.

The game also received shit for the fact that, even though you don't need to, you're encouraged to kill others in order to survive (but they apparently forgot that you DON'T NEED TO). Also, drug abuse and etc. Conclusion Postal 2 is a classic.

It's like a South Park FPS, but without South Park and more Paradise. The game is filled with dark humor (which I love) and insane things that you definitely have never seen in any other FPS.

For example, Al-Qaeda women that go 'ALALALALALALALALA' once they see you and try to kill you. The game has a few glitches, but they're mostly related to the physics engine. In my playthrough, I have never experienced a game-breaking bug (note that the game may crash sometimes, but that's when you're probably causing too much havoc for your PC to handle). Postal 2 gets a 7/10.